Posted December 10, 2009 at 12:34pm
this is why you should go green.
“What was 7th grade Ben doing in school?” you may ask. This is it. Making an elaborate page of made up words to call people so they wouldn’t know what it meant when we made fun of them. The best and right at the top of the list is of course a skiffer: pronounced skih-fur, def. someone who doesn’t know what a skiffer is.
It’s just pure genius.
followed by a skifer: pronounced ski-fur, def. someone who knows what a skiffer is.
Posted December 9, 2009 at 10:01am
a little phoenix to help you get through your day!
Posted December 8, 2009 at 11:06am
Take That, Stupid Clients
- Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it.
- Me: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word?
- Prospective client: Yes.
- Me: Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it.
yay. finally a new episode!
Posted December 7, 2009 at 11:56am
oh jeez. it was hard to laugh so hard while trying to keep myself from throwing up.
Posted December 5, 2009 at 1:35pm
one of the funniest people alive.
Other Notable Google Mystery Searches
Chuck Norris’s Beard
fuck me
The Chupacabra and The Loch Ness Monster are the Same Person
at 11:59, run out of the room that you’re in and yell THE SKY IS FALLING!
Find a penguin…name it Sam…keep it forever
I’m watching you, no seriously
Posted December 4, 2009 at 10:36am
Posted December 3, 2009 at 12:00pm
Funny Email Correspondence
If you are in a design profession and haven’t read this already, it is hilarious. Otherwise, ignore this.
Posted December 1, 2009 at 10:02am
Some good old fashioned infographics.
Posted November 30, 2009 at 11:23am
Radio Lab
This is my new favorite podcast. Each podcast takes a different subject and they explain the how’s and why’s about it. The reason it’s so good it the production quality and the intelligence with which it is presented. The talk about all kinds of fascinating subjects like time and morality. I just listened to a very cool clip of a girls voice from birth to 12 years old over the course of 2 minutes. It was incredibly fascinating to hear this girls voice change so suddenly when you would never notice the change over time.
Posted November 25, 2009 at 1:25pm
There should be a thanksgiving eve
Uh. I hate working on days before holidays. This country needs to catch up with the rest of the civilized world and require that employers give their employees much more time off. I know for a fact that I am much more productive when I’ve had time off and that when I start feeling like I need a vacation my work suffers. Oh well, I just have to suffer a few more hours.
Posted November 25, 2009 at 11:08am
